(This blog post is in response to this post )
As BYU's acting secondary approval committee, Trevor and I would like to give you your totally official acceptance to Brigham Young University.
The reasons to accept this acceptance are many, but the facts are few. Actually just one, Trevor has decided that we can have a baby if you come to Utah. Your wife is always so great with her not so inconspicuous encouragement to jump the baby wagon, so if you do indeed decide to come to Utah, we will honor your arrival with destiny - offspring that can play with your offspring.
There you have it. You know all of the other excellent reasons to take a couple year excursion to Utah.
We look forward to having a back-to-school barbecue with you guys come fall!
Rise and shout!
(ps. for anyone that might possibly take what I just wrote above as truth, may this be the disclaimer that it is not. It is returned sarcasm for my dear cousin.)
(pps. we would die to get the Stark's out here, that is not sarcasm. That would be heaven on earth.)